Saturday, 23 October 2010

Brigit Jones' Diary???

Weight: Erm...I'll get back to you on that one.
Lbs lost: 5!!!
Boxes of tissues used: 3...now settling for kitchen roll.
Tubs of Ben and Jerry's consumed: 1...so far.
Amount of chocolate eaten: 1 ton!
Chick flicks watched: 3.
Violent Tarantino films: 1.
Number of friends supplying beer, pizza, and a shoulder to cry on: 3!

Mood today? Better. Fluctuating between anger and sadness. Eaten my own body weight in Aunt Bessies Mash! Spent the afternoon mushing food for a pony with a poorly mouth. Currently squashed between two fat snoring cats. Contemplating thinking about possibly going for a bath. Or watching the Xfactor in bed? Any chance of moving the telly so I could watch Xfactor in the bath?
Fancy some chocolate but unfortunately I have none. Sympathy chocolate is most welcome :) No chocolate orange, strawberry cremes or coffee cremes. Cadburys chocolate preferable.
Watched Nigella's cooking program this morning. Why does she say everything like she's trying to seduce the camera (or camera man)? I haven't heard so many adjectives in one place since I read Twilight!

Time to get clean. Bye for now.

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