Snow is fallin'...all around us!

Hello there everyone, 6 short sleeps till Christmas and I have never been less prepared in all my life.

Well that's a lie, I was doing just fine until the Royal Mail kidnapped Santa and all his post and presents! So now, most members of my family have nothing to open on Christmas day. Fantastic. We also have around a half a wall less of Christmas cards this year so unless we have pissed a lot of people off, they are also somewhere in Cyber space, or whatever the Royal Mail equivalent is. What I don't understand is, presents that were supposed to arrive on the 7th of December (before the snow), have still not arrived. And also, why is it that bills and shampoo samples can make it through in the post but none of the good stuff.

I understand that the snow is making life difficult. I have already lost two shifts at work and I'm waiting to see what the rest of the week brings. I have read several contrasting weather forecasts so who knows. I suppose I will just have to wait and see. As it stands, the snow is above the bottom of my car and I can't even get off the drive let alone all the way to Chester. If anyone has ventured that way and can volunteer information on the state of the roads it would be very much appreciated. Bear in mind the fact that the bottom of my car is only a few inches off the ground.

I was welcomed home on Friday by a 6 foot tall snow woman with double d breasts in our front garden. Proudly built by Mum, Alan and Ian. Overnight the weight of her boobs bought her crashing to the ground. Ian and Mum have since rebuilt her but now she is about 4 foot tall, 6 foot wide and without any breasts. She is however holding a candle which is rather sweet.

Today we have got into the Christmas spirit with National Lampoons Christmas Special, A Christmas Carol (the Patrick Stuart version of course), and a practice roast dinner.

So, I think that's about it for now, I really hope that we all get some post tomorrow although it's unlikely! If I forget to blog before Christmas then Happy Christmas to you all!

Bye for now!